16 februarie 2012
“Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.”
“There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn’t one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way.”
“You forget all of it anyway… You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not… You forget all of them. Even the ones you said you loved, and even the ones you actually did. They’re the last to go. And then once you’ve forgotten enough, you love someone else.”
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
“So what do I wish for? Something I’m not sure I want? Someone I’m not sure I need? Or someone I know I can’t have?”
26 august 2011
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Men don’t settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they’re dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.
I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn’t a nightmare.
The loneliness you feel with another person, the wrong person, is the loneliest of all.
I have learned a great truth of life. We do not succeed in spite of our challenges and difficulties, but rather, precisely because of them.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Kindness. That can kill you here.
9 iunie 2011.
Don’t leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better.
A woman’s heart is not bought by the currency of a man’s emotion for her. A woman’s heart is won over by her own feelings for herself when he just happens to be around.
I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.
My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn’t have any excuse to be stupid.
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they’re playing fair and each side thinks they’re being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.
…He always did the leaving. But not this time. She kept walking, and did not look back.
Conditional love is slavery. If you have to earn it, it’s not real love.
You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.
Dear Pringles, Now that I’m no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Sincerely, Teens.
Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies!
Some say the glass is half full, others say it’s half empty. I’m the kind of person who drinks the whole thing to avoid the whole argument.
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
The teacher asks Timmy, “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”
Wish for Christmas
Little Johnny wrote: “Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!”
Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother.”
“He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.”
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”